New York to kill 2,000 Canada geese

I can understand that those geese have to go when they present a danger for air traffic. I just don't understand why they have to be killed; that gives me goose bumps.

Maybe I am being silly as a goose, but why not try to catch them and release them somewhere else? I suspect that is not quite feasible and it could be like sending the hunters on a wild goose chase.

Oh well, it won't be long before those geese are a gone goose. I don't want to cook someone's goose, but I do have one piece of advice for the geese: when you see someone with a rifle then don't be a hero. It is best to go in hiding. In other words:

Duck, duck, goose!