A Laugh For On The Road

The trip to your destination may be a long one, but it does not have to be a boring though. Besides reading, listening to music and the usual conversations, a good laugh is always welcome. Well..., here are some jokes to make the journey, or maybe the stay for that matter, even a little bit more funny.

I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
That's when the fight started...

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'
He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'
'Nah, she can order for herself.'
That's when the fight started...

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
That's when the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
That's when the fight started...

Vacation is supposed to be enjoyable and relaxing. Therefore I have one little piece of advice for you: don't pick a fight. You now know how not to start one. :-)